Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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