dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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