i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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