Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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