I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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