My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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