They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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