my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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