How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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