How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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