Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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