Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
wow bdsm is so cute
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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