these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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