We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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