Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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