god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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