This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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