YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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