Are we in a gay sports bar?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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