What did we do last night that was yellow?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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