absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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