Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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