oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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