yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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