Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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