you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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