can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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