i wish semen tasted like chocolate
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize