Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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