You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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