She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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