love makes seman taste better
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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