she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Come on in and take your pants off
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