He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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