five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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