He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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