Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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