And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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