Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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