Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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