How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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