She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I have post one night stand depression
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