Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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