i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
we should paint friendship bongs
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