He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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