anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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