I'm lost and stupid without you.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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