god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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