My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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