i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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