No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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