You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
