I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
one two three fourrrrnication!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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