why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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