are you still at the devil's house?
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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