Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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