and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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