fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
