But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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